In a harrowing first season with a rookie coach, the Uberdogs have pushed through without a single
death.  Having won three of their last four games, and with wizard Macalay Bloodeye joining the
staff, they are newly confident and ready for the playoffs.  "I gives a rat's ass about dem
so-called odds, says I," growled assistant coach Lionel Baitswitch.  "We've's gots a go at the
trophy like anyuvver joe out there on tha field."  Inquests concerning Lionel's apparently Orcish
accent were left without comment.