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| 1 | Strongman | Blocker | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 120K | | 2 | Ringmaster | Uber-Blitzer | 8 | 4 | 4 | 9 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Sure Feet, MAGIC HELMET | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 180K | | 3 | Send-in-the Clown | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30K | | 4 | Juggling Clown | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, BLOCK, CATCH | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 30K | | 5 | Big-shoed Clown | Halfling | 5 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, +1 STR, BLOCK | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 30K | | 6 | | | 7 | Stabbin' Clown | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30K | | 8 | | | 9 | Closet Clown | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, BLOCK, SIDESTEP | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 30K | | 10 | Nightmare Clown | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, BLOCK, DIRTY PLAYER | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 30K | | 11 | Who's-this Clown | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30K | | 12 | | | 13 | | | 14 | | Pie Man | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Custard Pie (10+), Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60K | | 15 | Bigtop Tent Pole | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Teammate, BLOCK, PRO | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 110K | | 16 | High Striker | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Teammate, BLOCK, PRO | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 17 | 110K | | Totals: | 0 | 12 | 1 | 28 | 3 | 14 | 122 | 790K | | |  | Team Name | Circus Circus | Re-Rolls | 4 | x 60000 | 240K | | Race | Halfling | Fan Factor | 10 | x 10000 | 100K | | Team Rating | 151 | Assistant Coaches | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Treasury | 90000 | Cheerleaders | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Head Coach | James Joule | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K | | | Master Chef | 0 | x 150000 | 0K | | | Total Cost Of Team | 1180K | |
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| 1 | Dirk's Dark Dorks | 0 to 1 | L | 21K | 50K | +0 FF. The Magic Arm a Jark Longarm worked! Other cards were craptacular. Lost a treeman to Injured in Practice. Zug quad-skulled a blitz that erased any chance of scoring, but no serious casualties. Way to go teiam! | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | | 2 | Sewer Urchins | 1 to 3 | L | 35K | 50K | +0 FF. Actually, lost a fan factor, but charity match restored it. Yet another game without someone gettin' killed. How long can our luck hold? | 1 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | | 3 | Tut.s Tobies | 1 to 1 | T | 25K | 90K | -1 FF. Lost FF due to Bad Press, gained 60k winnings because of High Striker's #1 With a Bullet hit. Once casualties and KOs depleted the skill positions, neither team could move the ball enough to avoid the tie. Still winless, but we haven't lost every game! | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | | 4 | Diksburg Fighting Cocks | 0 to 3 | L | 15K | 50K | +1 FF (!). Demo game gave us a little extra money. Biased ref wasn't very biased, as I got three 'flings tossed out. After that, I really couldn't knock anyone down to foul them. Curses! But we all survived the game without any lasting injuries, so... it's a win? | 0 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | | 5 | Snowballs I-VII Memorial Pet Cemetery | 1 to 2 | L | 45K | 60K | +0 FF. Had four cards, but only Is it a TD? came into play. Sadly, it did not work well enough to force OT. Another loss, but every will be back for next time. | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | | 6 | Venomous Vermin | 0 to 1 | L | 42K | 80K | +0 FF, due to Hall of Fame and a subsequent drop. Fans must not have liked us not desperately pushing for OT in order to save lives. Made enough money to buy Ringmaster. THE. RING. FREAKIN'. MASTA! | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | | 7 | V's Viscerators | 2 to 0 | W | 35K | 70K | +2 FF, due to another Hall of Fame entry! Cards were rather useful, but the Ringmaster ruled the day. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 2 | | 8 | Boulder Bashing Bravos | 2 to 0 | W | 69K | 60K | +1 FF. Game opened with a thrown rock fracturing the skull of Send-in-the-Clown, but improved from there. Had FOUR cards, that were pretty good. That Makes Me Mad took out a fouling deathroller, and Luerve Potion sealed the victory by forcing a late-game turnover. Griff was everywhere, doing everything, so I can't blame him for eating the MVP award. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | | 9 | Razor-backed Ruiners | 2 to 1 | W | 51K | 50K | +1 FF. Away Fans Banned wound up giving us the match with Cheering Fans and Thrown Rock providing key help late in the game. Ringmaster came up big by having Katchmeifyoucan miss a dauntless and subsequently smacking the lil' skink flat and easily running in the winning TD. He's really pulled the team together. | 2 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | | WC | V's Viscerators | 2 to 1 | W | 60K | 70K | +1 FF. Special Offer, That Makes Me Mad, and MAGIC HELMET! (GRIFF IT) MVP to a freebooter! | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | | QF | Sewer Urchins | 2 to 4 | L | 96K | 90K | +1 FF. Extra Training! I Am The Greatest! Woof Woof! and... heroic leap? (sad trombone sound). Ringmaster's reliable 2 TD's weren't enough to win it. Thus ends this Circus tour. | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | Team Record: | 4-6-1 | 494K | 720K | Team Totals: | 13 | 17 | 32 | 39 | 5 | 4 |
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