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| 1 | Gutsrumble da Belcha | Blocker | 3 | 4 | 2 | 9 | -1 MA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 80K | | 2 | Ol' Rip Bomba | Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Pro | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 80K | | 3 | Chokes'm Nashus | Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 80K | | 4 | Kong da Log | Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80K | | 5 | Greasy McPhew | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Strip Ball | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 80K | | 6 | Tubastank | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, +MA | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 80K | | 7 | Cropdustah | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, +AG | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 80K | | 8 | Growler | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, -1 MA | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 80K | | 9 | Kvetch Fitzboom | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 40K | | 10 | Nuggit Le Pew | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70K | | 11 | Phat Cau Pat | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70K | | 12 | Chef McGillicutty | Chainsaw | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Chainsaw(8+) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 110K | | 13 | Burrito Moreno | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50K | | 14 | Dungus tha Rolla | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50K | | 15 | Morg 'N Thorg | Ogre Blocker | 6 | 6 | 3 | 10 | Block, Mighty Blow, Throw Team-Mate, Thick Skull | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 190K | | 16 | Varag Ghoul-Chewer | Star Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 3 | 10 | Block, Jump Up, Leader, Mighty Blow, Pro, Magic Helmet | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 160K | | Totals: | 2 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 5 | 8 | 79 | 1380K | | |  | Team Name | Notorious Thundercheeks | Re-Rolls | 2 | x 60000 | 120K | | Race | Orc | Fan Factor | 13 | x 10000 | 130K | | Team Rating | 190.5 | Assistant Coaches | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Treasury | 75000 | Cheerleaders | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Head Coach | Ted Brown | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K | | | Wizard | 0 | x 150000 | 0K | | | Total Cost Of Team | 1680K | |
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| 1 | Dwarf | 1 to 0 | W | 62K | 40K | +1FF +Apothecary | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | | 2 | Elftastic! | 2 to 1 | W | 62K | 70K | +1FF, +Chainsaw | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | | 3 | Pokemon: Team Chaos | 2 to 1 | W | 68K | 170K | No. 1 w/ a Bullet for 60k, +BOB, +Blitzer | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | 4 | Deadskins | 1 to 0 | W | 82K | 60K | +1FF | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | 5 | All 4 Dead | 0 to 2 | L | 97K | 70K | We'll be back, you rottin' corpse! | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | | 6 | Dwarf | 2 to 1 | W | 43K | 0K | Hard game won in overtime, ROBBED! | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | | 7 | Knights Who Say Ni | 2 to 1 | W | 95K | 80K | Hot dice and great cards are a tough combo to beat. Morg 'N Thorg suits up. | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 1 | | 8 | Pokemon: Team Chaos | 1 to 2 | L | 85K | 90K | We fought hard against overwhelming odds, and if Morg N'Thorg had caught an accurate pass in the rain on Turn 8, we would have won. But he didn't, and those no-good pocket monsters rallied to beat us down. Morkhoff Southwind kicked the bucket with 5 casualties to his name, bless his blackened soul, and two Orcs from overseas signed up to fill out the roster. | 1 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | | 9 | Rainbow Coalition | 2 to 0 | W | 80K | 70K | Heckuva job, you brown bombers! Greasy McPhew woke up after a season-long nap, scored two TDs, and killed a guy. Kvetch Fitzboom had to be hosed off after being boxed in by nine players (he crapped himself repeatedly). A grinder of a game, but a win nonetheless. +1FF | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | | 10 | All 4 Dead | 0 to 0 | T | 79K | 80K | Ugh. Once again, a late victory eluded my grasp, mostly due to a coaching fumble, but also because the key players I knocked the #@$% out were regenerated in the second half. Which got shortened to two turns. Which... aw, you get the picture. It was crazy, and I elected to go for the tie. Clinch da Stench, the only Orc thrower to EVER have Block and Dodge, rest in peace. Pieces. Whatever. Regen haunts my dreams. +RR | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2 | | SF | Rainbow Coalition | 2 to 0 | W | 99K | 0K | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | Team Record: | 8-2-1 | 852K | 730K | Team Totals: | 15 | 8 | 25 | 21 | 5 | 4 |
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