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| 1 | Omnipotus | Bull Centaur | 6 | 6 | 2 | 10 | Block, Break Tackle, Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 180K | | 2 | | | 3 | The Infinity Ball | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, GUARD | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 70K | | 4 | The Breadmaster | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70K | | 5 | Pinapple Pocopo | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, MIGHTY BLOW, GUARD | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 70K | | 6 | Mr. Smarty Pants | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, GUARD, STAND FIRM | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 70K | | 7 | The Terror | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, DODGE, PEAKED | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70K | | 8 | The Evil Midnight Bomber | Bombs | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Bombs at Midnight (8+),Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, HAIL MARY PASS, PRO | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 110K | | 9 | Idea Man | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +1 AG, BLOCK, LEADER | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 31 | 40K | | 10 | Mole Man | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | BLOCK, DODGE | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 40K | | 11 | Other Bee Twin | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | DIRTY PLAYER, PRO | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 25 | 40K | | 12 | Hey | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40K | | 13 | What | Hobgoblin | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | + 1 MA, STAND FIRM | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 40K | | 14 | Ottoman | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | DIRTY PLAYER, PRO, BLOCK | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 40K | | 15 | Handy | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 40K | | 16 | | | Totals: | 5 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 2 | 18 | 181 | 920K | | |  | Team Name | Chaos City Villains | Re-Rolls | 2 | x 50000 | 100K | | Race | Chaos Dwarf | Fan Factor | 14 | x 10000 | 140K | | Team Rating | 212 | Assistant Coaches | 3 | x 10000 | 30K | | Treasury | 370000 | Cheerleaders | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Head Coach | James Joule | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K | | | Wizard | 1 | x 150000 | 150K | | | Total Cost Of Team | 1390K | |
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| 1 | Representatives of Gelderland | 0 to 2 | L | 54K | 0K | Developed Bad Habits before the game, then they Kidnapped Coach! All three injuries were serious. What are the odds of that? +0 FF. | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | | 2 | Phillidelphia Faggots | 2 to 1 | W | 75K | 70K | Luck went our way this time. Controlled tempo, ball. Centaur managed to pick it up this time, was rewarded with +1 AG. +0 FF. Bought apothecary. | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | | 3 | Axlotl Loco | 1 to 2 | L | 66K | 80K | Freebooted Hobgob. Wasn't enough, as only had 1 dwarf left on the pitch for final drive. Forfieted with honor following that fiasco. +0 FF. Bought replacement dwarf. | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | | 4 | Griff Oberwald Experience | 0 to 2 | L | 61K | 50K | Why always with the injuries? Players dropping right and left. Retired -1 ST dwarf, hired hobgob. -1 FF. Minimum winnings. Gave centaur Magic Helmet. | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 1 | | 5 | the Azure Flames | 2 to 1 | W | 47K | 60K | Took our lumps in the first, with 2 hobgobs getting killed outright. It Wasn't Me! and Luerve Potion kept them from scoring, though. Second half went our way, got numbers edge and tied it up on last play. OT was all ours. +1 FF. Bought another replacement dwarf. | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 2 | | 6 | Representatives of Gelderland | 1 to 2 | L | 68K | 100K | Four out of six injuries are DEATH?! What are the odds of that? Somebody confiscate Kevin's loaded dice! +0 FF Bought hoboblins. | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 4 | | 7 | Venom Pit | 0 to 2 | L | 58K | 80K | Without Bull Centaur, we couldn't score. Then again, we had no deaths. Thus, we're chalking this game up as a SMASHING SUCCESS! +0 FF | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | | 8 | Axlotl Loco | 0 to 1 | L | 81K | 170K | Procedure calls helped us escape w/o injury in spite of Get The Ref starting off every half. Apothecary worked! No lasting injuries, nice payoff, but -1 FF. I'll take it! Signed me up a Star Minotaur. | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | | 9 | DVDA's Feverous Beavers | 2 to 1 | W | 65K | 90K | luck went our way for once | 2 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | | 10 | the Azure Flames | 2 to 0 | W | 59K | 90K | I hate to cash in all my good luck before the post-season, but here it is: four consecutive sixes for a 1st half TD, some great blocking in 2nd half for TD. Special Offer for Hthark. Bought another Blocker. +1 FF. Yeah! | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | QF | Griff Oberwald Experience | 2 to 1 | W | 103K | 140K | Another BIG MATCH. Constant fouling of Griff yielded results, until Kip scored/played defense. Then we fouled him out, too! Cashed in big. +1 FF. To freeboot or buy the wizard? Decisions, decisions... | 2 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | | SF | Representatives of Gelderland | 1 to 0 | W | 114K | 70K | description later | 1 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | | F | Axlotl Loco | 1 to 0 | W | 121K | 370K | Game was a microcosm of my season. Started by taking a beating, with Hthark injured, then KO'd and Grashnak killed. Then our dice got hot. Pitch invasion KO'ing their Krox typified 2nd half drive, but double-skulls at end brough OT. Chaos decided luck was ours in OT. Got coin flip, 3 quick KO's/cas, Hthark woke up and took hand off, ran it in for winning TD. +1 FF, and our first trophy. | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | | Team Record: | 7-6-0 | 972K | 1370K | Team Totals: | 14 | 15 | 46 | 39 | 2 | 9 |
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