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Team Roster |
| # | Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Cmp | TD | Int | Cas | Kill | MVP | SPP | Cost |
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| 2 | Mea Culpa | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | BLOCK, DODGE | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 70K |
| 3 | Omnibus Motion | Lineman | 8 | 3 | 2 | 7 | (-2AG) +1 MA, BLOCK, DODGE, (peaked) | 2 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 26 | 70K |
| 4 | The Warden | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 5 | GUARD, +1 MA, (-2 AV) | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 70K |
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| 6 | Defendant Nivek | Lineman | 8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | (-1 AG), DIRTY PLAYER, +1 MA, PRO | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 29 | 70K |
| 7 | All Rise | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | LEADER, BLOCK | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 70K |
| 8 | Gag Order | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | DAUNTLESS, MULTIBLOCK | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 70K |
| 9 | Power of Attorney | Lineman | 7 | 4 | 4 | 7 | +1 STR, BLOCK, DODGE (niggled) | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 70K |
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| 11 | Hasty Summons | Catcher | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, LEAP, RIGHT STUFF, PRO | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 90K |
| 12 | Gallows | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 2 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Teammate, BLOCK, +1 AG | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 110K |
| 13 | Pro Bono | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, BLOCK | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 90K |
| 14 | Habius Corpus | Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 120K |
| 15 | Deeproot Strongbranch | Star Treeman | 2 | 7 | 1 | 10 | Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 180K |
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| Totals: | 16 | 26 | 0 | 36 | 3 | 17 | 224 | 1080K |
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|  | Team Name | Lothloren Lawyers | Re-Rolls | 3 | x 50000 | 150K |
| Race | Wood Elf | Fan Factor | 10 | x 10000 | 100K |
| Team Rating | 204 | Assistant Coaches | 0 | x 10000 | 0K |
| Treasury | 70000 | Cheerleaders | 0 | x 10000 | 0K |
| Head Coach | James Joule | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K |
| | Wizard | 1 | x 150000 | 150K |
| | Total Cost Of Team | 1530K |
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Opponent |
Score |
Gate |
$$$ |
Notes |
TDs |
Cas |
Kills |
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| Spike! II |
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| 1 | Artless Dodgers | 4 to 0 | W | 75K | 80K | Capitalized on Orc mishaps. Recovered from amazing number of KOs. We won our first case! +1 FF | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Cheese Friends | 3 to 2 | W | 58K | 50K | An OT nailbiter that ended with five players left on the pitch. Brutal. + 1 FF | 3 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 3 | I am Locutus of Borak | 3 to 2 | W | 60K | 90K | OT again. Extra Training and brilliant coaching gave us up to 5 RR. Fouled toward the end to close player deficit. Fans didn't like it: +0 FF. | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 4 | Mad Hatters | 0 to 2 | L | 80K | 80K | An Elf couldn't sneeze without injuring himself. Game was over two turns into the second half due to lack of players. Wouldn't donate their apothecary. Charity match netted +1 FF. | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Fiction Pulpers | 1 to 2 | L | 102K | 120K | BIG MATCH was short. 10 elfs - 2 flu bugs - 1 take root - 2 badly hurt - 3 ejected = forfiet by turn 4. +0 FF. Bought Wardancer. | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | Cheese Friends | 4 to 2 | W | 71K | 40K | Dice went our way toward the end. Rolled a 1 for winnings! Waaaah! +1 FF | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | Uruk-Hai | 3 to 2 | W | 78K | 90K | Dusted a goblin, but his apothecary saved his lineman. Tough elfs? +1 FF, bought catcher. | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 8 | I am Locutus of Borak | 3 to 0 | W | 84K | 60K | Caught a couple of lucky breaks. Passer couldn't complete anything due to fumbling catchers. +1 FF. | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | The Former Glories | 2 to 3 | L | 94K | 80K | Dice went south and elves started dropping in the 2nd half. Three single-die blocks netted three skulls! Bought Deeproot Strongbranch. . +0 FF | 2 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 10 | Fiction Pulpers | 2 to 0 | W | 99K | 70K | Played like dwarves: ground out last-second TD in 1st. Magic Pills, Get 'em Lads through entire 2nd. Thrower permanently killed! Ow. That's what I get for cheating. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| QF | Uruk-Hai | 5 to 2 | W | 144K | 90K | Sweltering heat all game 11 exhausted/143 tries. Was back-and-forth until dirty player killed Morg'n. Elves were dodging well. No double-1s this game! Charity Match gave +1 FF, Big Match gave +1 FF and +30K of winnings. | 5 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| SF | Fiction Pulpers | 0 to 1 | L | 120K | 70K | Rolled a 1 for cards and kept on going... missed 9 go for its, 3 STR4 dauntlesses, and lost GET THE REF in spite of +4 ff edge. With dice this cold, who needs strategy? | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| Bloodbowl V |
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| 1 | The Human League | 4 to 0 | W | 61K | 30K | Our card, Rackarth's Obliteration, worked to keep Griff out of the EZ in the first half. Managed to catch up to him in the 2nd half for the shutout. +0 FF, got enough winnings to buy a wizard. | 4 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Baal's Minions | 0 to 0 | T | 0K | 0K | Make up Game Later | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Nubian Nihilators | 4 to 3 | W | 67K | 80K | Two consecutive 1-turn scores for the win! New Strategy: throwing teammate *always* works! Nubians technically had a turn before end of regulation... but we went straight to OT. +1 FF | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Axlotl Loco | 0 to 2 | L | 71K | 70K | An injury-filled loss for the SUCK. -1 FF | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Royal Rumblers | 1 to 2 | L | 85K | 40K | Another loss for the SUCK. +0 FF | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| 6 | The Human League | 2 to 1 | W | 56K | 30K | His thrower's inability to pick up the ball gave us crucial 1st half 2nd TD and end-of-game turnover. We were just lucky that we had enough Elves left to put somebody on the field. Again, income was crap. +0 FF | 2 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
| 7 | Baal's Minions | 0 to 1 | L | 67K | 10K | apothecary failed! +0 FF for the SUCK! | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 8 | Nubian Nihilators | 2 to 0 | W | 75K | 30K | Won game via a combination of good cards and effective wizardry. Still got beat up pretty good, though. 9 players for next match? Yeee-hah! | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 9 | Axlotl Loco | 1 to 2 | L | 88K | 140K | Another player killed, but no serious injuries. Merchandising for $110000! Fans musta felt ripped off because FF went down. Good trade for this cash-strapped team. | 1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 10 | Royal Rumblers | 0 to 0 | T | 0K | 0K | Where'd that guy go? | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SF | Baal's Minions | 0 to 1 | L | 98K | 60K | That went just like I expected. Almost won it, but his speed of light card did wonders. My four cards were all craptacular (Spy, Xtra Training, Demo Game... well, Magic Helmet was cool) | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| Team Record: | 12-9-2 | 1733K | 1410K | Team Totals: | 44 | 30 | 49 | 83 | 7 | 12 |
