The Awful Green Things
# Name PositionMA ST AG AVSkills Cmp TD IntCas Kill MVP SPP Cost
1Dodgy McDodgingtonGoblin6247Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +1 AG, SURE FEET1000021140K
2Sprinty McFalldownGoblin6237Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, SURE FEET, SPRINT1202022140K
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4OhyeahGoblin7237Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, SIDESTEP, +1 MA1202011640K
5Bigstar MegaloGoblin6337Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +1 STR, DIVING TACKLE1101011140K
6Intercepticon DeltaGoblin6237Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, SIDESTEP, JUMP UP1211001140K
7Fresh GobbofleshGoblin6237Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff000001540K
8The BouncerGoblin6237Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, JUMP UP (niggled)010001840K
9Mi-T-BoneGoblin6337Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +1 STR100001640K
10Boot YerFace!Goblin6237Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, SIDESTEP, DIRTY PLAYER, BLOCK01014213640K
11LeatherfaceChainsaw6237Chainsaw(8+), Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff0002004100K
12Buzz RightfearChainsaw6237Chainsaw(8+), Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, DIVING TACKLE, SIDESTEP0103009100K
13Go Fasta FredPogo-Stick7237Pogo-Stick(10+), Dodge,Stunty, Right Stuff, +1 MA, SURE POLE0401001460K
14BoingoPogo-Stick6237Pogo-Stick(10+), Dodge,Stunty, Right Stuff000001560K
15Varag Ghoul-ChewerStar Blitzer64310Block, Jump Up, Leader, Mighty Blow, Pro, MAGIC HELMET00015410160K
16BasherRiver Troll4629Mighty Blow, Throw Team Mate, Foul Appearance, Regenerate0002110170K
Totals:6141437131571010K
Team NameThe Awful Green ThingsRe-Rolls1x 6000060K
RaceGoblinFan Factor13x 10000130K
Team Rating165.5Assistant Coaches1x 1000010K
Treasury85000Cheerleaders0x 100000K
Head CoachJames JouleApothecary1x 5000050K
Wizard0x 1500000K
Total Cost Of Team1260K
 
 

League Games

# Opponent Score Gate $$$ Notes TDs Cas Kills
For Ag For Ag For Ag
1 ThunderCats0 to 1L57K60KWell, that was horrific. I'm sure there's more where that came from.010401
2 Orc Express2 to 3L58K80KWe could have won if it wasn't for all the horrible luck. Why can't anything ever go my way? Waaaaaaaah.232611
3 Xylem Zephyrs2 to 0W56K110KLuck was all our way: his treeman took root, we drew the flu bug AND burst ball (and Secret Way, but didn't need it). Got the coin flip, successfully argued a call... even Varag managed a casualty! Must been backwards day. +1 FF206000
4 Dexter's Line2 to 1W71K90KVarag saved the day by pro-ing a missed dodge to stop a touchdown. Got coin flip in OT, three successful pogo-for-its got us the win. Superlucky again! +1 FF212300
5 The Modernists3 to 0W78K100KI'm not sure if our luck was good, but the elves had the most craptacular dice I've seen since... I last coached an elf team. Pick up the ball one-storm, even Lucien Swift missed a leap. Huttah! Another victory.306010
6 ThunderCats0 to 2L73K40K-1 FF. At least we got to see the 2nd half this time.021701
7 Barb's Crew1 to 2L85K80K+1 FF. Possibly the deadliest game ever played. Fortunately (mostly for him) there were 4 successful regenerations. Could have scored with Injury Time before half, but failed to pick up ball on four attempts. Boooo hoo. Bought more goblins to replace the ones that done got kilt.124935
8 Xylem Zephyrs3 to 2W69K80K+0 FF. I had FIVE CARDS! He had TWO PLAYERS in OT! Special offered a Chainsaw. Bad Habits took our only reroll. It's all up to Varag's leadership, now.327401
9 Tankard Tuggers0 to 1L71K90K+0 FF. Apothecary failed. Freakin' dice.015501
10 The Modernists2 to 0W70K140K+1 FF and Lots o' money for THE BIG MATCH. Elf luck continued to falter against us, and thus, whacking day was in effect. Our Magic Sponge and inspired Halftime Team Talk helped, too.207320
QF Dexter's Line1 to 2L104K80K+1 FF. Dice were hot first half, left me cold in second. Bad block sealed OT defeat.127301
Team Record: 5-6-0792K950K Team Totals: 16144744711