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| 1 | Samual 'Anchor' Dungburgle | Storm Vermin | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, STAND FIRM, GUARD | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 90K | | 2 | Finigan 'Yardarm' Whiskerflick | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Sure Hands, Pass, ACCURATE, +1 AG | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 70K | | 3 | Headsplitter | Star Rat Ogre | 6 | 6 | 3 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 160K | | 4 | Richard 'Grapeshot' Crookclaw | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, BLOCK, DAUNTLESS | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 80K | | 5 | Powder Monkey | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50K | | 6 | Get Over Here | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50K | | 7 | Useless | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70K | | 8 | Fetch Me A Bucket | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50K | | 9 | Gutcha 'Cutlass' Cutler | Assassin | 10 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Poison Dagger(10+), Dodge, +1 MA, SPRINT | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 90K | | 10 | Grog! Now! | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50K | | 11 | Cheese 'CHEESE!' Cheesefiend | Storm Vermin | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, MIGHTY BLOW | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 90K | | 12 | | | 13 | Trevor 'Keelhauler' Mangefur | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, BLOCK, DAUNTLESS | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 80K | | 14 | | | 15 | Paul 'Fullsail' Baldtail | Gutter Runner | 10 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, VERY LONG LEGS, REGENERATION, SPRINT, SURE FEET | 3 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 58 | 80K | | 16 | Bilge | Rat Ogre | 6 | 5 | 3 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal, BLOCK, GUARD | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 130K | | Totals: | 19 | 25 | 0 | 15 | 4 | 11 | 170 | 1140K | | |  | Team Name | Here Be Py-Rats | Re-Rolls | 3 | x 60000 | 180K | | Race | Skaven | Fan Factor | 14 | x 10000 | 140K | | Team Rating | 193 | Assistant Coaches | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Treasury | 80000 | Cheerleaders | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Head Coach | James Joule | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K | | | Wizard | 0 | x 150000 | 0K | | | Total Cost Of Team | 1510K | |
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| 1 | A. A. A. | 2 to 0 | W | 68K | 90K | +1 ff. hard time out of the gate, but my cheat-tastic dice tower kept him from hurting anyone in the second half. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | | 2 | Arm & Hammer | 2 to 1 | W | 70K | 70K | +1 ff. card advantage helped a lot, gutter runners played keepaway to build insurmountable (to dwarves) lead | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 0 | | 3 | Sanguinous Jake Slayers | 3 to 2 | W | 60K | 70K | +0 ff. Fans musta been irritated that I had to use Speed Of Light to win game in OT. Under Scrutiny kept me from fouling, so we got the Ref! To no avail, as they didn't throw out his DP and allowed themselves to be argued out of throwing out the Assassin. Dark Elfs were nice enough to donate their apothecary, though. I guess it pays to be really, really lousy at hitting. So we bought a Rat Ogre. | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 2 | | 4 | Team Longbeard | 3 to 0 | W | 65K | 90K | +0 FF. SEVEN cards between us, and only one of them was worth something. We got hit hard, but the dice came through when it came time for scoring. Send in more linerats! | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 5 | Sveeds | 2 to 1 | W | 76K | 70K | +1 FF. Nords came out motivated and rolling well, but tide turned on a snake-eyed go-for-it, which allowed me to tie up first half at 1-1. Second half kickoff reception resulted in successfully playing keep away and monkey-in-the-middle to generate enough SPPs for my lousy (dropped TWO passes! With REROLLS!) gutter runner to learn the hopefully live preserving block skill. Won 70k, so I bought another thrower. Might be useful, but I doubt it. | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | 6 | A. A. A. | 1 to 2 | L | 81K | 100K | +0 FF. Rat Ogre snake-eyed a go for it to unleash the floodgates of injury. Next games is gonna be tough. | 1 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 1 | | 7 | Hthark's Hamburglars | 0 to 2 | L | 106K | 70K | -1 FF. Over a hundred thousand fans show up to see... the SHORTEST bloodbowl game EVER. Twenty minutes in, the Chaos Dwarves score, and I can only revive one rat to take the field. The fans may not have like it, but it was an honorable forfiet. A storm vermin caught INSPIRATION to get an MVP and learn a skill. Also lost a stormvermin to IT WASN'T ME, costing me 50K. On the bright side, everyone is now healed up. Let's hope this was just a mid-season blip. | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | | 8 | Sanguinous Jake Slayers | 3 to 2 | W | 78K | 70K | +1 FF. Oh, the fans must have like me actually fielding a team this time. Got up to a 3 score lead and then played avoid-the-injury game. Still got a linerat killed, but that's what they're for. Bought headsplitter. | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | | 9 | Da Blud Makers | 5 to 3 | W | 46K | 50K | +2 FF, thanks to charity match. Magic Pills at end of regulation must have thrown my 1-turn scorer's equilibrium off, because he snake-eyed a go for it, stunning himself on the goal line. No lasting casualties in spite of him getting the ref and blitzing twice. Hooray for good fortune. | 5 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | | 10 | Sveeds | 4 to 3 | W | 104K | 90K | +0 FF, in spite of racking up almost as many casualties as my last six games combined. The Norse capitalized on a second half goal line gutterrunner faceplant to pull ahead on the turn 8. Fortunately, Mr. one-turn-scorer managed to stay on his feet to tie it up and force OT. Overtime was a nailbiter, in spite of it seemingly in the bag with the coin flip and only 7 Norsemen on the pitch. A blitz and good fortune managed to put his blitzer right under the ball on the opening kickoff. Sadly, he was unable to field his own punt, so the ball hit the ground. Then the rats picked it up and it was all with the throwing and the running and the scoring and the winning. Bought another linerat with all my phat loot. | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 1 | | QF | Sanguinous Jake Slayers | | | | Team Record: | 8-2-0 | 754K | 770K | Team Totals: | 25 | 16 | 18 | 38 | 5 | 6 |
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