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| # | Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Cmp | TD | Int | Cas | Kill | MVP | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Samuel, On Workman's Comp | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | BLOCK (niggled) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 60K |
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| 3 | Isaac, Sub-Regional Coffee Boy | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 60K |
| 4 | John, Regional Manager | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | LEADER | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 60K |
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| 6 | Abram the Upstairs Clerk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | DIRTY PLAYER | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 60K |
| 7 | Mark the Beefy Middle-Manager | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | BLOCK, GUARD | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 60K |
| 8 | Caleb, Furniture Accountant | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 60K |
| 9 | Tuern Redvenom | Star Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Pro, Dirty Player, Tackle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 180K |
| 10 | Horkon Heartripper (Intern) | Assassin | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dagger (10+), Block, Dodge, Leap, Shadow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 140K |
| 11 | Daniel, Delivery Boy | Passer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, SURE HANDS, ACCURATE | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 70K |
| 12 | Walker, Taxes Ringer | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, Side Step, DODGE, FRENZY, AG +1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 32 | 110K |
| 13 | David, Mailroom Grunt | Passer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, SURE HANDS | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 70K |
| 14 | Fletcher, Headhunter | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, DODGE, SHADOW | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 110K |
| 15 | Marshal, Regional President | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, DODGE, STAND FIRM, MAGIC HELMET, BLOCK | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 100K |
| 16 | Scruffy, the Janitor | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, DODGE, BLOCK | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 100K |
| Totals: | 48 | 22 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 172 | 1240K |
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|  | Team Name | The Pennsylvania-Dutch Pencil-Pushers | Re-Rolls | 2 | x 50000 | 100K |
| Race | Old World Elf | Fan Factor | 9 | x 10000 | 90K |
| Team Rating | 192 | Assistant Coaches | 1 | x 10000 | 10K |
| Treasury | 90000 | Cheerleaders | 0 | x 10000 | 0K |
| Head Coach | Cory Ketchum | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K |
| | Wizard | 0 | x 150000 | 0K |
| | Total Cost Of Team | 1490K |
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Opponent |
Score |
Gate |
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Notes |
TDs |
Cas |
Kills |
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Ag |
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| 1 | The Woodstock Bouncers | 3 to 1 | W | 43K | 90K | | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| 2 | Desserted by Mummy | 1 to 2 | L | 46K | 80K | Had a chance to win but my dice turned on me about turn 5 and I couldn't complete a play from there on to the end. | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | S.H.E. - Sexy Hot Exes | 3 to 2 | W | 33K | 70K | +FF Hard fought game both ways. Finally managed to get the ball free in overtime. | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| 4 | Insane In these Men's Brains | 2 to 1 | W | 40K | 130K | +FF, Big Match, Magic Helmet! Hard fought game. Critical failures at just the worst time for both teams. Hard fought, but I managed to score in the last turn. Thank you Nerves of Steel, Block. | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| 5 | British Historical Figures All-Star Team | 2 to 0 | W | 35K | 70K | +FF Major casualties, won enough to get my star! Excited for my next game against Jac. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 6 | The Woodstock Bouncers | 4 to 1 | W | 47K | 50K | +0FF Brutal game, Heartripper came out murdering. Whored for some points, got some skillz. | 4 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
| 7 | Half-Pints | 4 to 0 | W | 34K | 90K | +FF. BM, Lots of points, brutal whacking by the treemen, but I fared all right. | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | S.H.E. - Sexy Hot Exes | 2 to 3 | L | 51K | 50K | +0 FF. Abysmal dice rolls took me out of the running after the middle of the first half. 2 self inflicted deaths. Daren was nice enough to heal one. ~12 failed ejection rolls. Lost the ref with a +2 advantage. Did win enough to buy the best elf star. | 2 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 3 |
| 9 | Chalupacabras | 0 to 3 | L | 66K | 50K | -FF, another one of those game where my die rolls can't succeed and my guys all die. | 0 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 10 | British Historical Figures All-Star Team | 3 to 0 | W | 49K | 40K | +FF. Managed to win despite the dice conspiring against my every move, at least agility roll wise. Double failed about seven 1/6 rolls. Managed to out maneuver Jac to keep control of the game. Failed to whore for a skill, no increases this game. | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| QF | Half-Pints | | |
| Team Record: | 7-3-0 | 444K | 720K | Team Totals: | 24 | 13 | 15 | 33 | 8 | 9 |
