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| # | Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Cmp | TD | Int | Cas | Kill | MVP | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Armripper | Saurus | 6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80K |
| 2 | Treefrog | Assassin | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Poison Dagger(10)+, Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, side step | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 70K |
| 3 | Skullbelt | Saurus | 7 | 4 | 2 | 9 | +1ag, +1MV | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 80K |
| 4 | Redclaw | Saurus | 6 | 4 | 1 | 8 | -1AV, | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80K |
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| 7 | Arowshirt | Skink | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Sure Hands, Side Step | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 60K |
| 8 | Sssatanssheart | Kroxigor | 6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow,Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull, +1AG, block, | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 26 | 130K |
| 9 | Passdart | Skink | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty,catch,block, | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 60K |
| 10 | Trollhunter | Saurus | 6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | block, | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 80K |
| 11 | Macawhat | Skink | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, sidestep, block | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 60K |
| 12 | Gnarlarm | Saurus | 6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 80K |
| 13 | Vipertongue | Skink | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 60K |
| 14 | Crocktooth | Saurus | 6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | Mighty blow | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 80K |
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| 16 | Sokitoomi | Star Kroxigor | 7 | 6 | 2 | 9 | Prehensile Tail, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 180K |
| Totals: | 1 | 14 | 0 | 21 | 7 | 10 | 133 | 1100K |
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|  | Team Name | Chalupacabras | Re-Rolls | 2 | x 60000 | 120K |
| Race | Lizardman | Fan Factor | 12 | x 10000 | 120K |
| Team Rating | 185 | Assistant Coaches | 3 | x 10000 | 30K |
| Treasury | 0 | Cheerleaders | 2 | x 10000 | 20K |
| Head Coach | Roy Simms | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K |
| | Wizard | 1 | x 150000 | 150K |
| | Total Cost Of Team | 1590K |
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| 1 | Armripper | Saurus | 6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | | Fractured Arm
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| 3 | Skullbelt | Saurus | 7 | 4 | 2 | 9 | +1ag, +1MV | Fractured Leg
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| 16 | Sokitoomi | Star Kroxigor | 7 | 6 | 2 | 9 | Prehensile Tail, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate | Concussion
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Opponent |
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Gate |
$$$ |
Notes |
TDs |
Cas |
Kills |
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Ag |
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| 1 | Desserted by Mummy | 1 to 1 | T | 41K | 80K | Riot burns 6 turns. second half sees pitch invasion that devastates my team. Charity match gives +1FF. #4 clubtail retired into Ass coach position and is replaced by #4 Redclaw. | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 2 | The Woodstock Bouncers | 2 to 1 | W | 37K | 130K | Pouring Rain, Pitch invasion, Thrown rock and an O.T. game. +1FF. #8Ssatanssheart a Kroxigor joins the team. | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Insane In these Men's Brains | 0 to 1 | L | 47K | 70K | Another game where the dice fuck me. Ssatanssheart gains a skill, +1AG isn't that great? #2Treefrog the assassin joins up. | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 4 | S.H.E. - Sexy Hot Exes | 2 to 1 | W | 44K | 70K | no purchases. R.I.P. Ratstomper | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 5 | Half-Pints | 2 to 1 | W | 48K | 150K | Merchandizing+70k. OTgame. purchased #16 Sokitoomi, and 2 cheerleaders. #3Skull belt gains +1agility. | 2 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 6 | Desserted by Mummy | 0 to 2 | L | 61K | 90K | first two kicks had blitz results(1for 1against). 1st block attempt = double skull. Sokitoomi was injured within first 2 turns, #2 Treefrog did not get a single stab attempt. #8 Sssatanssheart spent 25% of the game boneheaded. longest ball possession was 2 turns. WTF!!!!!!!!! | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | British Historical Figures All-Star Team | 2 to 1 | W | 51K | 70K | Blizzard until second half, Hall of fame card gives me +1FF. #6 Cactuseater's old injury keeps him from the game (negating my ability to use a 'Bribe the Ref' card). +1FF. purchase reroll. #2Treefrog gains dive tackle, #7Arrowshirt gains surehands and sidestep | 2 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 8 | Insane In these Men's Brains | 0 to 8 | L | 63K | 70K | Dice shut me down from the get-go. The one injury I caused Jaren rolled himself (cause he's a great guy). buy Ass. coach. #2Treefrog gains sidestep. The MVP whent to #8Sssatanssheart who rolled dbl 5's, goodby bonehead(finally a viable player!) | 0 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | The Pennsylvania-Dutch Pencil-Pushers | 3 to 0 | W | 66K | 50K | For once I had decent rolls (Corey did not(I feel for you man)). -1reroll. +2FF (Hall of Fame +) thanks Macawhat.. Cactuseater retired and replaced by #1Armripper. See week 9 update for more! | 3 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 10 | Half-Pints | 2 to 0 | W | 58K | 30K | +1FF. Brutal game, 1st half saw him remove all my favorite players including both Kroxies. I kept him from scoring, though. Second half I managed start doing some casualties of my own. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
| QF | S.H.E. - Sexy Hot Exes | 1 to 2 | L | 96K | 0K | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team Record: | 6-4-1 | 612K | 810K | Team Totals: | 15 | 18 | 28 | 27 | 9 | 2 |
