Jack-Booted Govt. Thugs
# Name PositionMA ST AG AVSkills Cmp TD IntCas Kill MVP SPP Cost
1Sprik AnklebiterLineman6349Block, +1 AG, +1 MV4203022650K
2
3Karzak FingerpullerLineman5339Block, Dirty Player0304001750K
4Fornax HusqvarnaChainsaw5339Chainsaw(8+), Pro0001017110K
5
6Miguel De NocheBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Pro0002131980K
7Poncho VasquelBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Jump Up0700012680K
8Grendel ThunderbuttBlocker4429000200480K
9Targ ElfslayerBlocker4429Block, Diving Tackle0103211480K
10Eduardo De PantalonesBlitzer6339Block000001580K
11Armand GuerreroBlitzer6339Block000000080K
12KrugThrower5348Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, +1 AG20200002670K
13Morg 'N ThorgOgre Blocker66310Block, Mighty Blow, Throw Team-Mate, Thick Skull0106300190K
14Jarmok PixiekillerBlocker4429Block030000980K
15Marpik NecksnapperBlocker4429Block, Diving Tackle0003021680K
16Varag Ghoul-ChewerStar Blitzer6439Block, Mighty Blow, Pro, Jump Up, Leader11010300160K
Totals:25200349111691270K
Team NameJack-Booted Govt. ThugsRe-Rolls3x 60000180K
RaceOrcFan Factor13x 10000130K
Team Rating201.5Assistant Coaches0x 100000K
Treasury55000Cheerleaders0x 100000K
Head CoachGreg ZuvichApothecary1x 5000050K
Wizard0x 1500000K
Total Cost Of Team1630K
 
 

League Games

# Opponent Score Gate $$$ Notes TDs Cas Kills
For Ag For Ag For Ag
1 Trajans Despised Ones0 to 1L37K40KOnly Sprik Anklebiter was deemed worthy in a game of pure ineptitude....011300
2 Silver Griffons2 to 0W49K60KThis game was a slaughter with 3 kills. Unfortunately the coach did not realize that one more point would give Sprik another star.... +1 FF as well204030
3 Neighbrayska Khorne Tuskers2 to 0W61K90KGave some Beastmen the whorey beatdown. Varag kills again. Eventually decided to buy another reroll....205010
4 Femme Fatales3 to 0W56K80KScored more TD's, but less casualties. Damn it, we played like a bunch of elves.... +1 FF again, got another reroll with Extra Training.302000
5 Mourning Mountain Stampede1 to 2L59K50KMore orc-like with casualties. I was a dumb-ass and a Blitzer killed on a Pitch Invasion. Opp. had 5 armor breaks in a row.... +1 FF despite losing.124311
6 Trajans Despised Ones1 to 0W73K160KThe Big Match and I roll a 12 for winnings. Gee... I'll buy Morg. New Blitzer almost got killed, but now is an MVP.... Burst Ball prevented his score. +1 FF102301
7 Apocalypse Drow1 to 2L80K60KCoach rolled horribly. I had to start fouling just to even the odds. Got another kill. Targ Elfslayer scored a TD.123310
8 Neighbrayska Khorne Tuskers2 to 3L76K60KSix casualties and STILL lost the game. Morg had three kills. James' casualties were death and I blew the Apothecary roll. Special Offer for Chainsaw. +1 FF236232
9 SovKhans Sentinals4 to 1W69K100KPoncho scored twice and was MVP. Jarmok scored a TD. Targ got another kill. Chainsaw was worthless. Demo Game for extra cash. +1 FF414020
10 Mourning Mountain Stampede2 to 0W80K80KKrug out on Pitch Invasion before the game evens started. Diving Tackle kicked people around. Chainsaw did squat again, but was the MVP. No FF increase.201100
QFSovKhans Sentinals2 to 3L55K20KWhat a bunch of BULLSHIT!!!!!! My bad rolls and two of his cards make for the loss!! What pure bullshit... The suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.235000
Team Record: 6-5-0695K800K Team Totals: 20123715114