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| # | Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Cmp | TD | Int | Cas | Kill | MVP | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Fukui Fullmouth | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30K |
| 2 | Blobbo Masahiko | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Jump Up, Block (niggled) | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 30K |
| 3 | Jimbo Yojimbo | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30K |
| 4 | Tanaka Tankard | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30K |
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| 6 | Rollo Yutake | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catch, Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 30K |
| 7 | Michiba Butterfist | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 30K |
| 8 | Gimli Koumei | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sidestep, Diving Tackle, Magic Helmet | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 30K |
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| 10 | Millicent Mako | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30K |
| 11 | Hishiro Furryfoot | Halfling | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +1 MA, Magic Helmet, Sidestep | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 30K |
| 12 | Ironwood Axeblight | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 110K |
| 13 | Stomach of Density | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30K |
| 14 | Gnarl Knotknuckle | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 2 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Block, +1 AG | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 31 | 110K |
| 15 | Highleaf Rottenbark | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Block, Multiple Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 110K |
| 16 | Deeproot Strongbranch | Star Treeman | 2 | 7 | 1 | 10 | Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 180K |
| Totals: | 1 | 10 | 0 | 31 | 6 | 11 | 138 | 810K |
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|  | Team Name | Gridiron Chefs | Re-Rolls | 3 | x 60000 | 180K |
| Race | Halfling | Fan Factor | 12 | x 10000 | 120K |
| Team Rating | 175 | Assistant Coaches | 1 | x 10000 | 10K |
| Treasury | 140000 | Cheerleaders | 2 | x 10000 | 20K |
| Head Coach | James Joule | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K |
| | Master Chef | 1 | x 150000 | 150K |
| | Total Cost Of Team | 1340K |
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| 2 | Blobbo Masahiko | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Jump Up, Block | Smashed Knee (Niggling)
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| 13 | Stomach of Density | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | Concussion
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Opponent |
Score |
Gate |
$$$ |
Notes |
TDs |
Cas |
Kills |
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| 1 | Jell-O Crusaders | 2 to 3 | L | 52K | 40K | A double-OT loss! The studio audience wasn't impressed with Kaga's Rat-Ogre-On-A-Stick | 2 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 2 | The Filthy Micks | 0 to 1 | L | 53K | 60K | Grind-it-out kinda game. Everyone healed up. Then he Bankrupt!ed me. Cursed Dwarfs will pay for that one.. | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 3 | Rending Ravagers | 3 to 2 | W | 45K | 90K | Hail to the Chef! The Master and Cheering fans gave me 8 rerolls in 2nd half & OT victory. Special Offer allowed Deeproot signing! | 3 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 4 | The Capricions | 0 to 2 | L | 61K | 50K | Highleaf took root. Kept losing halflings, were always outnumbered. Kaga-the-Songwriter earned extra 60K! Signed rookie Treeman. | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Mushroom Manglers | 2 to 1 | W | 67K | 90K | The dice were with us. Last-second gobbo drive failed. The chef stole every re-roll in sight. Surprisingly clean game for Grudge Match. | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 6 | Jell-O Crusaders | 1 to 3 | L | 60K | 80K | Used up all of my good rolls on the casaulties. Need to work on some kind of offensive strategy. | 1 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 7 | Svenska Swillers | 0 to 2 | L | 76K | 40K | All the trees showed up, but wouldn't stand up after being knocked over! Halflings continued their consistent play, stunk it up. | 0 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Rending Ravagers | 0 to 2 | L | 56K | 20K | Another scoreless game. Failed to pick up the ball 7(!) times and it wasn't even in a tackle zone. There is no hope for these little stinkers. | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 9 | Gorgoth Greenskins | 2 to 1 | W | 71K | 40K | Three deaths and seven missed dodge rolls featured in the first half. Managed to pick up the ball, though. Last-second first half touchdown rallied team. Managed to stop Orc's tying drive with the power of Luerve. | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 4 |
| 10 | Mushroom Manglers | 2 to 1 | W | 63K | 80K | Our stunty luck held firm to sweep the gobbos. In spite of 2 rooted trees, we found the end zone in OT. Key play: all gobbo weapon players ejected in 1 turn! | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| QF | Gorgoth Greenskins | 1 to 2 | L | 102K | 80K | An OT loss! Didn't win the coin flips. Dramatic finish typifies why the halflings are so fun (and frustrating), check the Sports Pages. | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| Team Record: | 4-7-0 | 706K | 670K | Team Totals: | 13 | 20 | 37 | 43 | 9 | 9 |
